#MyUselessResumeSkills Shows Pointless Traits We All Have But Can't Put On A CV

We all have a few totally useless "skills" that we can't really put on our CVs. The little things we pick up throughout life that have no real-world application whatsoever.

Some would even be useful around the office:

I can totally BS so it sounds like I know what I'm talking about. #MyUselessResumeSkills

— Bart (@helloitsmebart) July 30, 2015

I can carry multiple cups of tea and only scold my hand a little bit #MyUselessResumeSkills

— Fawn Mead (@xFAWNx) July 30, 2015

Able to leap small office waste bins in a single bound (sometimes two) #MyUselessResumeSkills

— Orlando Jones (@OGOrlandoJones) July 30, 2015

I'm really good at stopping the microwave before :00 #MyUselessResumeSkills

— Jon Osborne (@Jon_Osborne21) July 30, 2015

#MyUselessResumeSkills I can tell you what brand your staples are by taste alone...

— GoaT FacE ThrillA (@EndhooS) July 30, 2015

While some would be really, really unnecessary:

I'm able to make a milkshake that brings many boys to my yard. #MyUselessResumeSkills

— KJ (@swissmistress) July 30, 2015

#MyUselessResumeSkills
The ability to make a slide whistle sound when I do a wee.

— TittyBiscuits. (@dawneywawney) July 30, 2015

And some would be totally detrimental to any work whatsoever, but we're all experts in them anyway:

I'm highly dedicated. I can finish an entire season of a show in two days or less. #MyUselessResumeSkills

— sarah (@SarahGee1987) July 30, 2015

Can sleep through anything #MyUselessResumeSkills

— joshingstern (@joshingstern) July 30, 2015

Finding a sexual innuendo in pretty much anything and everything

#MyUselessResumeSkills

— Wingman (@The01Wingman) July 30, 2015

#MyUselessResumeSkills I have a Masters in making people feel uncomfortable around me.

— metalhanded (@metalhanded) July 30, 2015

#MyUselessResumeSkills Pokemon Master.

— Daniel D (@imquitegood) July 30, 2015

Fifteen time Final Fantasy completer.
#MyUselessResumeSkills

— Jay Thomas (@Jaysus_Almighty) July 30, 2015

I can name all 151 first generation Pokémon #MyUselessResumeSkills

— Erin Lawless (@rinylou) July 30, 2015

Aaaand then there's the depressing ones.

#MyUselessResumeSkills include knowing all Gangstas Paradise lyrics and being able to fit my fist in my mouth. How am I still single?

— Alice Ophelia (@aliceandophelia) July 30, 2015

History degree #MyUselessResumeSkills

— Emily (@emilybrownie_) July 30, 2015

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